Timely Tree Tonic

Ingredients

• 1 cup beer
• 4 12 tablespoons instant tea
• 1 tablespoon gelatin
• 1 tablespoon baby shampoo
• 1 tablespoon ammonia
• 1 tablespoon whiskey
• 1 tablespoon hydrogen peroxide

Instructions

1. Mix the ingredients in 2 gallons of warm water.
2. Give each tree up to a quart of this treatment each month throughout the summer.