1/2 cup Apple Pie Moonshine (or any however much but cover the fruit. You can also add some water if you couldnt find your big girl and/or boy panties today.)
Instructions
This is where it gets super complicated...after the 2nd or 3rd.
Put it all in the nutribullet or blender.
Then blend the heck out of it.
Add straw.
Enjoy.
Now, where or with whom you choose to take off your panties is a personal choice.
Just don't save the pictures on the cloud...ok just don't take pictures.
If you drink a couple of these...well you know how that story plays out.