1 (12-ounce) can lager beer (Budweiser recommended)
3 ribs celery
coarsely chopped
1 large yellow onion
coarsely chopped
4 (1 1/4-pound) lobsters
24 Littleneck clams
scrubbed
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
24 mussels
beards removed and scrubbed
32 raw large shrimp
peeled and deveined
1 (1-pound) box linguini
4 teaspoons freshly chopped parsley
1 loaf crusty Italian bread
Instructions
In a cold 8-quart stockpot, put 2/3 cup of olive oil, garlic cloves, whole onion, beef shank, and pork chops.
Turn heat to medium and cook for 5 minutes.
Turn meat over and cook for 5 more minutes.
Puree the tomatoes in the blender, and add them to the stockpot.
Add 2 tablespoons hot sauce, tomato paste, all dry ingredients and 3/4 cup of cheese to the stockpot.
Cover pot and simmer for 2 hours, stirring every 15 minutes.
Fill a 16-quart stockpot halfway with water and add 3 tablespoons of the hot sauce, beer, celery, and coarsely chopped onion.
Bring to a boil.
Add the lobsters and boil for 10 minutes.
Remove the lobsters from the water and let cool.
Remove the lobster meat and refrigerate in a covered bowl.
Reserve and refrigerate the lobster bodies to be used as garnish.
Put 1/3 cup olive oil in a frying pan and turn heat to medium.
Put in the clams and cover.
Cook for about 7 minutes, or until they open.
Add 4 cups of the tomato sauce from the stockpot, remaining 1/2 tablespoon hot sauce, heavy cream, and mussels.
Simmer for 5 minutes.
Add shrimp and lobster and simmer for 5 more minutes.
Cook linguini according to the directions on the box, and then add it to the contents of the frying pan.
Mix all ingredients together and divide evenly onto 4 plates, garnishing each plate with a lobster body and 1 teaspoon fresh parsley (or, serve family style in a large bowl).